Saturday, 11 June 2011


TEACHER: Why are you late?
Johnny Martin: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Johnny Martin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your maths sums on
the floor?
JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
JOHNNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
JOHNNY: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Johnny!

TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have
today that we
didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHNNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you

JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
JOHNNY: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
JOHNNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johnny. Alwayss

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